AKA Why Procrastination Anonymous groups should be available to students like me.
(as told by Facebook posts)
Note that I didn’t actually start until about three hours this I posted this:
This is what I wrote as a spur-of-the-moment joke. It doesn’t actually exist anymore, since I replaced it with some real, manly, Russian Revolution shit, but yeah, that’s what it said, in the preformatted all-caps for all of 14 minutes of infamy:
Took a break on August 18 (actually, I slept until noon and had a viola lesson and went grocery shopping until 8…then I stayed up until 2am watching Toonami).
Needless to say, I got about half a section done and wasted the rest. AP is awesome, though. Coolest dude ever.
At the very least, I got more stuff done. At this point, I’ve completed Sections 1, 2, and half of 3, if I remember correctly. Which I probably do not.
At this point, I’ve definitely finished sections 1-3.
There is a gap from August 23 to August 24. I’m not really sure what I did in those two days. Something about my mom packing for a company retreat in Vegas and me packing to stay with a family friend. And…yeah. Oh god, it was so awkward, but I got more homework done than I had in, uh, 5 days of actually working on it?
Why couldn’t I have normal friends? Oh right. Because then life would suck.
This is what the little slip of writing says. And why BB doesn’t get it:
Yeah. “passionate feels”. Why couldn’t I have non-Kpop-obsessed fans? WHY.
On the bright side, by now, I have my essay planned out. Thank god. Now I just have to find quotations and explain them. Unfortunately the BIGGEST problem ever. Gotta love that procrastination, right? Because it’s a lot of work. I actually have to remember where all the lovely details are in the book and/or deign to read about Pechorin’s shenanigans again so that I can psychoanalyse where the fuck Lermontov hopped onto the I’m-a-fucking-hero-goddammit-train. Then I have to type the shit up, analyse that and make everything flow smooth like a conversation between two Glee characters.
I am determined to finish my homework today because I officially have 8…7 in about an hour and fifteen minutes…days left before school starts. AND Taking Care of Business day is tomorrow. SHIT SHIT SHIT.
Currently listening to: The Decemberists (in recognition of my goals of getting my final [read: 1!!!!] essay done)
Trying to muck through: Ulysses, A Hero of Our Time