It has recently come to my attention that some of you PRISM boys have received an anonymous e-mail with several documents advising you about how to treat a girl.
It has also recently come to my attention that the first thing you boys did was to create a group titled “Guys” and proceed to mock everything about those documents.
Okay. Well, first of all, you boys are absolutely retarded. And I mean that in the most literal way possible. There is a girl, somewhere, who has been so offended by the way you act–like the finest douchebags and misogynists in the world–and has taken the time to write out a guide meant to help you get girls, guys, whomever you may be attracted to in the future. Instead of reading through it and reevaluating your actions, you’ve all decided to act like it’s all a joke.
It’s not a joke. It’s not funny.
I’ve read through the guide, and I can tell that, while the mastermind behind it is young and a little immature, she knows what’s up. She knows that offensive, misogynistic behavior is rude and disrespectful and that you are in for a world of hurt if you keep it up.
I’m not saying that I’m the most mature person in the world, and I’m not accusing you of being immature, but I do know that what the guide contains is probably the most useful information that you will ever get when it comes to dealing with girls.
So guys, cut down on the jokes and take a few minutes to read through the guide. Learn how to treat a girl–and, for that matter, each other–with respect. There’s a time and a place for everything, but when you’re trying to build relationships, tone down the crudeness and add a little class.
I’m not going to name names, but you know exactly who you are, PRISM Class of 2013.
And to the mastermind: did you REALLY have to waste valuable time creating a burn account and miniature Declaration of Sentiments when you could have just linked them all to those wonderful things call YouTube videos? Christ. All of you eighth graders need to get a life.