The minute winter break started, I started a marathon of TV shows via various questionably legal sources. To date, I’ve gone through five seasons of Doctor Who (2005), caught up […]
Impromptus, I’ve decided, are high-stress, but high-fun, and full of the weirdest things possible. Also, you learn that Hitler is really useful, though not necessarily in Speech events. Rather, Die […]
In APUSH, there is a pattern of work. You start on Thursday, with a chapter from the lovely textbook, American History: A Survey 13th Edition by Alan Brinkley, a man […]
I know this feeling all too well. And it’s only been about three weeks. Whoops. New School Year. via New School Year.
Mr. Oliviera: “Don’t be a whale, be a mammal!” Mr. Oliviera: “I’m only on my fourth diet coke today, it hasn’t really sunk in yet.” Mr. Calvert: “You don’t want […]
Mr. O’s normal voice: “Why do you people even come to school?” Mr. O’s monotone: “To get As. To get good grades. To get into college. To get a job.” […]
Okay, well, school starts in about 8 hours, so I guess it’s time to say goodbye to summer days and happy laziness. It’s too early. I don’t want to sleep. […]
Can I cry now? No. My friends are jerks.
JAY KAY. I’m so crazy right now. I told myself I wouldn’t pull another all nighter, but fuck that. It’s already 2 am, and The Decemberists, my floor, and a friend […]
AKA Why Procrastination Anonymous groups should be available to students like me. (as told by Facebook posts) August 17: Note that I didn’t actually start until about three hours this […]