Hhahaha, Tuesday

Mr. Oliviera: “Don’t be a whale, be a mammal!”

Mr. Oliviera: “I’m only on my fourth diet coke today, it hasn’t really sunk in yet.”

Mr. Calvert: “You don’t want to be a DS.”
Chip: “What’s a DS?”
Mr. Calvert: –long story about college– “And when I asked him what anti-[unintelligible] meant and he just looked at me and”–cue gestures–“you’re a DS.”
Everyone: “OH.”